2019,117, Deneb News Service... (Imagine the smiling bimbo holo)
After a prolonged firefight, the far trader "Ducal Wind" safely
reached port today. Upon entering the Deneb system two days ago,
they were besieged by a Vargr corsair that quickly disabled the
"Ducal Wind's" lasers and computer. In desparation, the crew
jettisoned their cargo of agricultural goods. The cargo pods
drifted between the "wind" and the approaching corsair, and
intercepted a laser blast.
Imagine the surprise of both crews when the pods exploded!
It seems their cargo was popcorn.
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Richard Johnson [email removed] [email removed]
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