Challenge 59 1/2:
TRAVELLER NEWS SERVICE
Date: SOT-HERE
Dlan/Ilelish
*Responding to a number of recent public statements in which
Lucan has compared himself with his uncle Strephon, Dulinor
took a moment in a public appearance to open a new pizze
joint to issue the following rebuttal:
*"Now Lucan, I know you've been talking about how much you're
like Strephon and how much your rule will be like Strephon's.
Well let me tell you something. I knew Emperor Strephon,
I shot Emperor Strephon. You're no Emperor Strephon."
{that's one of the better parts. I hope you like "Surprise Party",
though. 8-) }
- -george william herbert
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"So, You're claiming that your client did not realize that
running the car over with a steamroller would hurt the inhabitants?"
"He'd never done it before, your honor, and besides, there
was no warning label on the Steamroller..."