Silly Vehicles

A thread of 3 messages, 25 May 1992 to 27 May 1992, in the order they were sent.

#4219 Silly Vehicles

Adam Naylor · 25 May 1992

I know lets have a "STUPIDEST AND MOST USELESS VEHICLE DESIGN
COMPITITION" ....

The winner gets a packet of fun sized mars bars .......

The Catagories

1) Dumbest Naval Design (No submitting the "Fighting Ships of the
Imperium" cause GDW (Or DGP) would win hands down .......

2) Dumbest vehicle design with wheels

3) Dumbest grav vehicle design

4) Miscellaneous dumb vehicle design

5) Dumbest non moveable design ........

James, our illustrious (and underpaid) network controller
could be judge, mike metlay could hand out the prizes,
hmmmmmmm we would need a female solomani terran in a tight swim
suit to help mike and ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH

- - Apology for Edmunds tirade hes overworked and undersexed, and
overweight, and under the weather etc ........

- - Donations for Edmunds condition can be left in a box on the corner
of 6th and main, Boston . Edmund was last seen at Captain Crunches
place ..........

(Michael)

#4231 Re: (4219) Silly Vehicles

James T Perkins · 26 May 1992 · reply to #4219

[email removed] (Adam Naylor) writes:
> 2) Dumbest vehicle design with wheels

CraftID: Child's Tricycle, TL 15, kCr265
   Hull: Config=1AF, Armor=10G
  Power: Fusion=1MW, Duration=45/135
   Loco: StdGravThrust=1ton, NOE=190kph
Off/Def: Pintel:VRFGauss,1600rounds/min
  Accom: Operator=1, Seats=crampedx1
 Driver: Sugar-crazed 3-year-old

> James, our illustrious (and underpaid) network controller
> could be judge, mike metlay could hand out the prizes,
> hmmmmmmm we would need a female solomani terran in a tight swim
> suit to help mike and ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH

As judge, I'll be pre-screening female Solomani for metlay. Interested
parties please apply in person. :-)

James

Apologies to TML subscribers for the sexist sterotyping. :-)

#4243 Is there still a Swedish Bikini Team in 1121...?

metlay · 27 May 1992 · reply to #4219

> From: James T Perkins [email removed]
> Subject: (4231) Re: (4219) Silly Vehicles
>
> [email removed] (Adam Naylor) writes:
> > 2) Dumbest vehicle design with wheels
>
> CraftID: Child's Tricycle, TL 15, kCr265

I like this one but are you sure it's the dumbest? I'd vote for the Batmobile,
myself....

> > James, our illustrious (and underpaid) network controller
> > could be judge, mike metlay could hand out the prizes,
> > hmmmmmmm we would need a female solomani terran in a tight swim
> > suit to help mike and ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH
>
> As judge, I'll be pre-screening female Solomani for metlay. Interested
> parties please apply in person. :-)

I'm sure Glennis would LOVE that, you sleazebucket. Why does she have to
be Solomani, anyway? If she were a Zhodani, she'd have a natural tan,
and if she were Vilani, the lower-caste and easier to hire she was, the
less she'd wear! And (in a devastatingly DEFT linkup to the recent post
on interspecies romance) why limit ourselves to a HUMAN woman? We could
find ourselves a nice Aslan female with good measurements (38-32-24-36)
and put HER in a bikini! Or a Vargr female (34-33-32-24-36)! Or a Hiver
(27-27-27-27-27-27)! Or....

> Apologies to TML subscribers for the sexist sterotyping. :-)

Ditto. I really am politically correct, gender-neutral, equal opportunity,
affirmative action oriented, and free of racism, sexism, ageism, speciesism,
and most other isms. Wanna feel what I got in my pants pocket, little girl?
<snurf hack cough cackle>

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Mike Metlay
[email removed]
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