Is there still a Swedish Bikini Team in 1121...?
In reply to #4219 Silly Vehicles by Adam Naylor
> From: James T Perkins [email removed] > Subject: (4231) Re: (4219) Silly Vehicles > > [email removed] (Adam Naylor) writes: > > 2) Dumbest vehicle design with wheels > > CraftID: Child's Tricycle, TL 15, kCr265 I like this one but are you sure it's the dumbest? I'd vote for the Batmobile, myself.... > > James, our illustrious (and underpaid) network controller > > could be judge, mike metlay could hand out the prizes, > > hmmmmmmm we would need a female solomani terran in a tight swim > > suit to help mike and ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH > > As judge, I'll be pre-screening female Solomani for metlay. Interested > parties please apply in person. :-) I'm sure Glennis would LOVE that, you sleazebucket. Why does she have to be Solomani, anyway? If she were a Zhodani, she'd have a natural tan, and if she were Vilani, the lower-caste and easier to hire she was, the less she'd wear! And (in a devastatingly DEFT linkup to the recent post on interspecies romance) why limit ourselves to a HUMAN woman? We could find ourselves a nice Aslan female with good measurements (38-32-24-36) and put HER in a bikini! Or a Vargr female (34-33-32-24-36)! Or a Hiver (27-27-27-27-27-27)! Or.... > Apologies to TML subscribers for the sexist sterotyping. :-) Ditto. I really am politically correct, gender-neutral, equal opportunity, affirmative action oriented, and free of racism, sexism, ageism, speciesism, and most other isms. Wanna feel what I got in my pants pocket, little girl? <snurf hack cough cackle> - -- Mike Metlay [email removed] [address removed]