I had posed the problem of coming up with ideas for adventures a few
days ago. I recently discovered a truly loony file I had saved from
alt.cult.movies and then modified it slightly so that it could be used
for generating titles for adventures, stories, etc. It is totally
insane, but I think some people will find it amusing and/or useful.
Obviously, some terms must be modified (Frankenstein = "Any mad scientist"
and Dracula or Vampire = "Any powerful, seductive, life-destroying being
with lots of interesting psionic powers/neato high tech devices") but
I think it will come in handy for some folks.
Here it is....
YES! it's here at last! the AMAZING Title-O-Matic!!!!
Now you to can create your own exploitation movie titles in the safety
of your own home!!
IT'S QUICK! IT'S EASY! IT'S FUN!
Just pick one from each column, insert "of the" between the first two
and you're ready to put Troma Pictures out of business!
Roll three times (once for each column), using a thirty-sided die, if
you wish to randomly generate titles for adventures, stories, etc.
Bonus features for advanced users! Use multiple entries from column 2!
* indicates "of the" not required. ** means you can use this in column 3
too (and make it plural, if desired)!
(1) (2) (3)
1) Invasion Ghost** Mushroom People
2) Kingdom Undead Farmers
3) Mutilation Space Nazis/Terrorists
4) Legend Ninja** Dentists
5) Curse Astro Banshee
6) Terror Blood(y) Doctors
7) Shriek Ultra Witches
8) Planet Zombie** Creatures
9) Twitch Albino Maniacs
10) Return/Children Canibal** Bats
11) Tombs Ghastly Bigfoots/Yetis/Swamp Things
12) Death Screams Doomed Ants/Bees
13) Revenge Sex Crazed Lizards/Snakes/Amphibians
14) Nightmare Radioactive Nurses
15) Night/Dawn/Day/Twilight Bloodsucking Stewardesses
16) Squirm Atomic Ghouls
17) Attack Flesh Eating Apes
18) Mistress Satanic Hyenas
19) Rape Brain Eating Freaks
20) Ritual Hideous Cheerleaders
21) Whirling Knives Demonic Freaks
22) Blood Orgy Rabid Fiends
23) Annihilation Hillbilly** Lunatics
24) Blood Sacrifice Blind Coeds
25) House 60 Foot Vixens
26) Frankenstein's* Voodoo Pygmies
27) Dracula's* Vampire** Werewolves
28) Queen/Lord Monster** Leeches/Spiders
29) Crypt ROLL AGAIN She-Devils
30) Slaughterhouse ROLL AGAIN Sharks/Piranhas/Squids
ROLL AGAIN means roll again twice, using the second rolled result as the
item from the third column if appropriate.
If any item is viewed as being totally inappropriate or inapplicable, roll
again or substitute your own alternative.
Enjoy!