Rules and GM's

Okay, just what IS _your_ rule #1?  (and 2 and 3)

At our house the rules are:

1.  It's only a game.
2.  Bring the GM coffee (and/or food and/or whatever).
3.  Don't give the GM ideas.

So we now know my #3 is Mike's #1 and Mark's #4.  What the house rules
for the rest of us?
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Richard Johnson      [email removed]
Qui custodii ipsos custodes?