GDW Virus Vultures
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- #4603 Re: GDW Virus Vultures by MacGyver
Pardon me, folx, I'm about to exhale plasma. Send the kiddies from the room. AAAAAAARRGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!!! Ok, that's better. Now about this virus... Does anybody here remember one of my designs last year? The Vulture Class orbital repair bot? I had designed a robot which would move around a planets orbit, deorbiting junk and generally cleaning up the place to keep things from smashing up expensive spacecraft. Well, I wrote a little story about it to go along with the design. It seems that a pack of these little bots were being used to clean up The Battle of Two Suns. They came across the wreck of a Kinunir class cruiser and reactivated it's computer. The (slightly paranoid) Artificial Intelligence program took control of the robots. The ship then used the robots to repair itself to a jumpable condition. The ship then began spreading virus programs that went out taking control of other Vulture repair bots. These bots began cacheing spares and equipment for the continuing repair of the cruiser. They also began building up a small fleet of ships which had been damaged and had been convertied over to control by the AI software. Contrast this with the 'Vampire' ships GDW suddenly 'came up with'. *MY* fleet had a source of repair parts and the Muscles to repair themselves! Theirs will malfunction when they miss their annual maintainance! Now, I'm *REAL* *SURE* GDW came up with this one on their own. Yeah! Right! And Nobody ever saw George's stuff on watercraft design either! And Everybody at GDW just *FORGOT* that Rob Dean did virtually *ALL* the ship designs for *TWO* recent releases. You know an interesting thing about that Vulture Bot... I wrote it up at a time when Rob Dean was communicating with Chuck Gannon. Rob was telling me that he wanted to send Chuck copies of the designs he and I have done. So, since he sounded interested, and Rob had sent me his address, I sent Chuck a copy of the Vulture bot and the story. I never got so much as a reply. So I figgered he wasn't interested. |-P *AHEM!* Now, I'm not accuseing anybody of anything *YET*. But Fukkit! Something is *GODDAM* *FUCKING* *SUSPICIOUS* around here! What is GDW gonna do *NEXT?* Write up an adventure about some Zhodani before the Fifth Frontier WAR? A *VERY* angry, Scott 2G Kellogg Oh great! They're gonna redo the vehicle design system ******************A G A I N??************************** Disclaimer: I'm *CERTAIN* Rob Dean had nothing to do with any of this, he got screwed by GDW at about the same time. I *KNOW* Rob wouldn't be a party to any wrongdoing here. And if he had *any* involvement in it, it was purely accidental. So, Rob, please forgive my putting your name in here.