HOW TO DIE YOUNG

Many thanks to those of you who've written to compliment me on my series of
signatures, HOW TO DIE YOUNG. I'm sorry to say that there is no listing of
all of the bylines, though: I make them up and assign random numbers to them
as I go along. However, the list is open to anyone with a sick mind and a
good sense of the ridiculous: I'd like to thank Kelly St. Clair, in
particular, for HOW TO DIE YOUNG #14:

Braid colored ribbons into the mane of a sleeping Aslan warrior.

Shades of the Cowardly Lion... "COWARDLY?! RRRAARRRR!!!" *rip tear shred maim*

Er, make that HOW TO DIE YOUNG #14-A....|->

Should I be archiving these?

oh well what th' hell,

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